Pizza Face, Gastromancer

Gameplan

Sacrifice a permanent every turn—Food, treasures, tokens, fodder—so Pizza Face's Disappear trigger drops three +1/+1 counters on a creature (or animates an artifact into a creature) each end step. You snowball a single threat into a beater while leaning on a Golgari sacrifice/Food shell for value, then close with oversized creatures or aristocrat drain.

Key Cards

• Ashnod's Altar — Free, repeatable sacrifice outlet that guarantees a permanent leaves each turn to fire Disappear and ramps you.
• Trading Post — Generates Goats and Food and turns artifacts into life/cards, feeding sacrifices every turn reliably.
• Cauldron Familiar — Recurs itself by eating Food, providing endless sacrifice triggers plus incremental drain.
• Bolas's Citadel — You can sacrifice ten permanents in a turn for explosive value while trivially satisfying Disappear.
• Skullclamp — Turns sacrificed 1-toughness tokens into a card-draw engine that fuels both your board and Disappear.
• Pitiless Plunderer — Every creature death makes a Treasure, chaining mana, sacrifices, and Disappear triggers together.

Upgrade Path

Add fast mana and free sacrifice outlets (Ashnod's Altar, Phyrexian Tower, Viscera Seer) so Disappear never whiffs and you can chain deaths. Lean into a proliferate and doubling package (Doubling Season, Hardened Scales, Inkmoth Nexus) to make the counters lethal faster, and round out with reliable evasion or protection (Whispersilk Cloak, Heroic Intervention) so your single threat survives. Trim cute Food-gain cards for tutors and graveyard recursion like Demonic Tutor and Eternal Witness.